Story Train Set
A miniature replica of the Story Train. Connect the cars and ride through your own made-up narratives. Batteries sold separately.
Mr. Nimbus's Domain
A certified drop of Mr. Nimbus's watery domain. Use it to control the police... or just to water your plants. No refunds for misuse.
Infinite Jest Monologue
A real, physical book of the Infinite Jest-style monologue from the episode. Warning: May cause extreme existential dread and/or boredom.
Morty's Sad Hat
A simple, yet poignant hat to express your profound sadness about the nature of existence. One size fits all.
Conductor's Hat
Authentic replica of the Story Train Conductor's hat. Made from pure, narrative-driven denim. Will not protect you from a narrative reset.